The Milk Crate Song - one for the oldies.
So it was late 80s, maybe early 90s. The NSW government was having a crackdown on people stealing milk crates.
Triple M, it was either Doug Mulray or Club Veg. They did a parody of "If I Was A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof.
"If you've got a milk crate... Ya ba diba diba diba diba Dona diba dum..."
I'd love to find a copy on the net.
But honestly, I'd just like to hear that someone else remembers this, and that I'm not just making shit up in my head.