Watching the lots and seeing "lots"
Some dipwad was keying vehicles in the one parking lot where they couldn't be seen from the guard booth bucket, so management told us to zoom the warehouse roof camera in on this area and pay special attention. We dutifully do so. Never caught the person keying vehicles as they knew we were watching that parking lot despite only two managers and security knowing about the extra eyeing. But what we *did* see... One manager not in the know would stand between vehicles, pull out the flesh rod and piss on his own tires. (At least it was his own car, but still.) A lively porn mag trading circle, the ladies had a book club going. Lots of lunch break shenanigans like competitive slap fights, air guitar jam sessions, one bbq grill event, and a couple classic "chinese fire drill" like it was a frat party. But the final thing seen was what got management to tell us "nevermind". One fine night there's really weird movement going on in the field of view and I'm certain I'm hallucinating due to working overnights. So I step out of the booth to confirm that I'm not completely insane.
Well, I wasn't. A lady who the last one out of the building for the night at end of shift had decided to shuck her clothes and be bare as the day she was born. The weird movement was her getting undressed and poor lighting making it look like impressionist sculpture. So she sees me and waves Hi. Yeah, hello to you too ma'am. You know how some dogs get super happy to see you and wagging their tails produces a full body wag? Parking lot streaker was doing a full body hand wave in a similar fashion. I kinda waved back like "uh...hello?" and looked around for the Candid Camera crew reveal. She then put on a different set of clothing and drove out, not at all phased by the fact that she was just stark naked with a witness.... Management reviewed the recording for that night, set down the vcr remote, backed up, rubbed their mouth a little, and then goes "you don't need to watch the lot anymore". Never did hear any results of this other than "amnesia ray" response from said management.
As for the car keying dipwad? Apparently they decided not to continue doing it as it stopped happening.