If I take another wet umbrella to the face I'm going to snap

I'm just tall enough to be face level with most people's umbrellas and their general lack of spacial awareness.

The time I get knocked in the head by an umbrella is already unreasonable, but when I go to the local market it's the worst. Full of old people, I've been hit straight in the face and almost lost my glasses. The next time I think I'm gonna put the ombrella up the owner's ass