[Request] Stupid quantum leap thing

I'm not sure if this is possible with Tasker or not, but I really hope it is. If you're not familiar with Quantum Leap, there is a character Al with a goofy futuristic PDA like thing. Sometimes it acts up an he'll smack it an it will make a sound.

Would it be possible to get Tasker to play a sound if I smacked my phone (I guess if the accelerometer registered so many Gs or whatever) while the screen is on?