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The Full Taskmaster Book of Quotes

Some people were talking about the Book of Quotes, so I rewatched the show and compiled the full list. These are the lines explicitly entered into the Book of Quotes by the Taskmaster:

* It's a shame that my hands aren't my feet. - Katherine Parkinson, S10E3 Point of Swivel * I guess the problem is that time only has two hands. - Charlotte Richie, S11E3 Run up a Tree to the Moon * He's sitting under a tree, thinking of tasks and shit. - Jamali Maddix, S11E6 Absolute Casserole * What else goes on a head? - Sarah Kendall, S11E6 Absolute Casserole * Ah, you fucking zebra! - Sarah Kendall, S11E7 You've Got No Chutzpah * Stop doing the thing I know you're doing! - Desiree Burch, S12E1 An Imbalance in the Poppability * Oh come on, twenty seconds to give a man a soul? - Alan Davies, S12E1 An Imbalance in the Poppability * Do you stop when it's finished, or when you've had enough? - Alan Davies, S12E2 Oatmeal and Death * You stay or I'll smash you to pieces. - Bridget Christie, S13E3 I Think I've Got This * Just imagine if you don't do this, someone will take my cats. - Bridget Christie, S13E3 I Think I've Got This * It's floating like two dicks. - Judi Love, S13E5 Having a Little Chuckle * Is balloon juice a thing? - Chris Ramsey S13E10 The House Queens

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