What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

That is what I have done. I have crushed /u/drewbastank. The lamentations of his womens can be heard echoing through eternity. Under my leadership, TSTG will enter a new golden era, one untainted by the absolute malarkey that was our previous top mod. You are all welcome.