Roast me .. for my roboscope aka space camera with eye piece

My plan is to go on my roof on clear nights, (I live in a 100+ year old 7 story building on one if the highest elevation parts of town, bortle avg 8-9, i know sucks) with full rooftop access, maybe stick it out my window of my living room sometimes, go out to remote areas, take cool pics, bring a hot chic, have her look through the eye piece then look at me and most likely want to fuck me… you know.. because of the implication… lol. I think its a great reason to have this telescope. Pretty sure most you guys gonna roast me, but Its my barbecue as white people say lol