radenisis 2

1: And his grand dudeness, the ultimate bro, the king of kegstands had finished his most exellent creations, and being high as hell on that sweet, sweet chiba, he rested. and god made the seventh day the most badassed day ever, where dudes could totally just hang out, crush Natty Lights and smoke the blessed herb. 2: on the day that god made the sky, the land, and all that other totally awesome shit for his buddies to party on, he decided that he totally needed to name that dude who was all like, naming god's new stuff. so after creating him from the dust of the earth and breathing life into his nostrils with smoke from the sweet trees, he named his new drinking buddy Adam. 3: After a while, Adam was totally all like, god bro, I got the mad munchies yo. so god created a garden in the land he called Eden, and it was totally legit. 4: the garden totally had a bunch of rivers to water it, and a dude to plow it, and then god created all the animals for adam to make jerky out of and barley to brew coors light. 5: It was then that the ultimate bro told adam "you can totally do what you want here bro. eat the animals, drink beer, smoke the trees, just stay away from that one bush with the purple sticky buds. it's way too much for you, bro. if you smoke it it'll totally kill your ass.