So World Tour matchmaking is wild.

For the past week and half I've been trying out world tour and have been matched exclusively with players either under level 20 with no clue how to play the game or will actively throw.

The first fight is a 2v3 because one guy is sitting afk and then comes back after you lose the fight. Only to live just long enough for the other random to coin in. That other guy will either go for my body or to the nearest cashout to where they spawned and live just long enough for the first dipshit to coin in.

Or the game I just played where the heavy spent the whole game going into the woods and making a fort of goo and barcades and the light just keep running in to feed. I left and now I'm gonna go play some Minecraft after posting this rant.

Anyway, I'll have the breakfast baconator combo with a black coffee to go please. Large.