A joke I wish they'd done

For anyone not old enough to remember, around 1980-ish a teenage Brooke Shields did a series of controversial ads for Calvin Klein jeans that featured the catchphrase, ["You wanna know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK2VZgJ4AoM)

I was thinking about the episode where Rita Glossner (Brooke) has Frankie drive her a few hundred miles to visit her son and his newborn baby. They should have named her son Calvin and his baby Calvin Jr. Then at the end Rita could have said, "From now on, nothing's gonna come between me and my Calvins." 😊