Can I just say something, you know, for the future? I can sign the President's name.

I have his signature down pretty good.

> You can sign the President's name?

Yeah.

> On a document removing him from power and handling it to someone else‽

Yeah!

> *prolonged incredulous look*

... Or do you think the White House Counsel would say that's a bad idea?

> I think the White House Counsel would say that's a coup d'etat!

Well, I'd probably end up doing some time for that.

> I would think! And what the hell are you doing practicing the President's signature?

It's just for fun!