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r/thisdreamihad • … • u/Chervenko

Well, /r/thisdreamihad? Get ready to meet a new poster. Let's go.

From what I remember, it started off like this:

>Using an internet cafe, on Firefox for some reason

>Go to google, type in a three-word-phrase because I heard two guys yammering on about it beside me

>Google shifts my results into three similar words

>Then, it starts blaring music at me, while trying to give me an epileptic seizure using daemonic imagery and punk rock.

>I try my damnedest to close Firefox

>Alt-F4 that shit, then open it again

>It gives me three tabs:

>a .webm of that same vid I tried to close, but without the seizures and the music turned up to 300%

>a .mp4 of the John Cena theme with his face staring while posing

>a full on short 3D game made by Valve based on a mesh of TF2 and Crash Bandicoot.

>It was all a weird ARG, asking to give Valve a Webby nomination, of all things.

>Then I close that shit, and search for something else, on probably SoundCloud or youtube

>a song with the album cover bearing an anime girl in her school uniform, with it half-torn and with a katana on her right hand.

>There was a city background, and it was raining.

That's when I woke up.

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