[Mildly NSFW] Ooh, a massage!

Okay, so, here's how the story goes.

>shifting through emails on my smartphone

>got myself a discount for a massage at a massage parlour for some reason

>didn't exactly need it myself, so I brought my mum, because she deserves it

>we got there quickly, because time has no meaning in dreams

>clarified the discount at the massage parlour

>noticed something odd at the receipt

>"The holder of this receipt is entitled for one free oral session with Dana."

At this point, I heard myself thinking, "Well, shit. Dibs."

>While my mum is led off to get herself straightened out, I went to get this offer, like anyone sane would.

>Dana appeared a bit later, reddish brown hair, tanned skin, wearing a silk nightgown with a maroon bikini underneath. She looked Puerto-Rican.

>score.jpg

>She began to lead me to a series of corridors, with me thinking "This must be a dream."

>Son of a bitch, it was.

>I start glitching into the floor.

>Apparently, the surface world is a hollow crust held up by large support beams.

And that's when I woke up.

So close. Yet so far.