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Papa's Saloneria with Kurt Cobain and Dee Snider

I had a dream that everyone was making shitposts about some game called Papa's saloneria. it was kinda like a Papa's pizzeria game but instead of making food you're dyeing people's hair with a spray can tool. For some reason Kurt Cobain and Dee Snider are there basically acting like snarky sportscasters on a cheesy TV show. The music is super compressed and low quality and it played mostly 90s alternative rock and pop punk like green day and third eye blind. It felt like an old flash game or something.

Kurt and Dee look as if they were put in there with a shitty green screen with a low quality camera but all the customers look like the people from Papa's pizzeria games. There are a bunch of hairstyles, the ones I remember include one that kinda looks like Stroheim from JoJo's haircut, rat tail, mullet, very long and straight hair that goes down to their waist with bangs that go straight across, and buzz cut among others.

The hair starts all white and you color it in with a spray can tool that looks something you would see in like ms paint. The salon is all edgy with black seats and flame decals on the walls.

Everyone kept making shitposts about the game, quoting the stuff Dee and Kurt were saying like "I hope you enjoy your mustard stache bro". Also Markiplier played it and people were posting his reaction clips everywhere. It was a really vivid dream for some reason and I have been thinking about it for days now

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