A few years ago, I had a weird dream about pasta.


A few years ago, I had a weird dream. It started normally; I woke up in the middle of the night, and I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. However, for no reason at all, while I was on the toilet, a robotic voice told me that I wanted to put soap on spaghetti and that was weird. I didn't think I wanted to put soap on spaghetti in that moment, but that's what the robotic voice said. I stood up and went to the kitchen; the lights were on, even though it was the middle of the night, and there were two people I have never seen before standing in the kitchen. There was an adult man and an adult woman, both maybe in their 20s or 30s or something. Both of them were looking at me. One of the was holding a plate of spaghetti with marinara sauce, while the other was carrying a plate of shrimp scampi.