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r/thomasthetankengine • … • u/Fizzling_Fireboxes

Guys, look at this cool lost media I found!

*I'm sorry I had to get your attention like this, but this is the only way we could reach you safely. We are aware that your safety will be compromised just by reading this, but your help is greatly needed.*

*As you know, NWR's number five 'James' has in fact gone missing. We believe he is the cause of the three missing non-faceless engines and rolling stock of Sodor. The missing include number seven 'Tobias' and his faithful coach 'Henrietta', and diesel number three 'Bear'. Number seven and his coach were last seen in the Ffarquhar sheds two and a half weeks ago. People in the town said they heard shouting, wheeshing, and groaning noises. Number five and number seven had been seen a few days early fighting about the tram engines coach. Apparently it ended in vigorous name calling, and number five threatening the coach. Number five claims he had a goods train that night, but the others say he would never willing take a goods train.*

*D3 'Bear' was last heard of pulling a midnight slow goods last week. He left Knapford yard around 11:37 pm on Friday night. The last anyone saw of him was around 1:30 am, by the signalman just outside Henry's Forest. He never made it out the other side. Number three found his train the next morning when he retuned from the kipper. D3 apparently had been chosen over number five to pull a new express service, ignoring the fact the fat controller told number five that he would be granted the new express. Number five said somethings, and was told by the others to sleep away from home for a few nights. This time number five had no alibi. He was taken in for questioning, however a few hours later he escaped. He has not been seen since.*

*Once again, we apologize for contacting you, but you've dealt with this before. Everyone remembers the 'Spamcan' ordeal. We've sent you coordinates, but we suggest waiting a few days before showing up. We know they are still looking for you, but if you can make here we and insure your health and safety will not be harmed.*

*We hope to see you there, and god speed,*

*Sand & Heaver*

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