TIFU and I burnt my dinner

Sorry if my story is a bit short but I’m hungry and don’t have the energy for an essay… First time posting here, hope this is the right place to tell my fascinating story, so…. I’m lazy and easily distracted so I use Siri to remind me when my food is ready. I started early and worked late so I just popped a pizza in the oven and said “hey siri, set an alarm for 13 minutes”… so when the alarm went off after 30 mins I realised it misheard me and now my food is burnt. I’m hungry and foodless and sad…

My story isn’t long enough to meet the required number of characters so just to let you know my cats LC and Billy say hi and they have no problem with burnt pizza, at least someone’s happy

TL;DR Siri didn’t understand me and now I have no dinner