TIFU by being too comfortable in my dreams.
I used to be interested in lucid dreaming but I could never really achieve it. However, I did develop a kind of consciousness while dreaming. This is where I fuck up. Whenever im dreaming I know im dreaming and just kind of watch myself. Today I had a very pleasant dream. Last night I drank a 1L(1.05QT) Brisk Iced Tea. All by my self! And two cups of water. In my dream I was headed out but before I left my house I had to pee. I had to pee bad. I've never had this feeling in a dream so I think its just simulating that feeling. But no. I feel like a water hose was turned on my dick. But this was no blast of water it felt like it was on the mist setting. A very warm, pleasant feeling. But wait. Im semi conscious so I put my hand down there and INSTANTLY stop peeing in my dream. I wake my self up and just look at the mess. This was no mere drops this was just like /u/Brenvol, I was peeing as fast and as hard as possible. Now my bed sheets are ruined and I have to do laundry ahead of schedule. Oh as of writing this I still need to take a shower.