If you watch the War for Cybertron Trilogy like it's a David Lynchian, Twin Peaks-esque experience, you'll have a way better time.

The seemingly non-sensical, esoteric plot.

The cornily delivered, laboriously plodding dialogue.

Minus a subversive hottake on the Cybertronian societal norms, it's all there. It's still terrible but a little more palatable.