transphobia written in rust to be blazing fast (tm)

pub fn transphobia(tran: &Transgender) -> &str {     match tran.gender {         Gender::Female => {             if tran.passing {                 return "You're evil and trying to trick men";             } else {                 return "LMAO they NEVER pass! It has literally never ever happened";             }         },         Gender::Male => {             unjerk!("idk im not actually familiar enough with the trans man experience to jerk about it")         },         _ => {             match tran.asab {                 Asab::AFAB => {                     return "yet another theyfab pretending to be a real tran... sigh...";                 },                 Asab::AMAB => {                     unreachable!(); // amab non binaries literally dont exist so this is unreachable                 },                 _ => unreachable!()             }         }     } }