[French > English] Short song (2min) translation and/or transcription

I came across this song while browsing Spotify and thought it was pretty catchy, but I can’t find it on any of my usual search places for foreign language lyrics. Might be an original song by an artist too small for online databases. Merci!

(Yes I know this is probably from a kid’s album or something and don’t much care)

https://youtu.be/TOKyndhNxwI?si=KnkhrDa-GM42XUs6