Went to a wedding last weekend.

A family affair, my chronic BIL was in attendance.

He'd asked me to get him whenever I was going for a ciggie, he felt more comfortable puffing with a smoker outside this posh hotel we were at.

My 81 y/o aunt is a cigarette smoker, she also asked me to get her when I was going out for the company.

She came and got me at one point to see if I wanted to go out, I said sure - let me grab BIL. She looks at me with a curious face, "I didn't know BIL smoked cigarettes", to which I replied, "Oh, BIL doesn't smoke cigarettes..."

With a now understanding face she looks at me and excitingly says;

"Oh, I know some people who don't smoke cigarettes, either!"

Life's like that.