My Marajuana Success Story (Possibly NSFW, definitely not sexy NSFW though)
I am going to tell this story in a time line fashion because that is how I remember it. Also in military time because that's how I'm feeling right now [6]
1300 - Get home from playing pickup football. Hop in the bath because I'm sore and also its my right to enjoy a bath if I'm feeling fancy.
1400 - Get out of bath, feel sickish. End up throwing up. No big deal. Something from football or standing up out of the bath was probably the cause.
1420 - Lay down for a nap intending to sleep it off and set my alarm for 1630.
1430 - Hahahaha nope I begin throwing up again (made it to a toilet). The first two heaves were the Orange Juice I ingested after my first bout a half hour earlier. The third heave was a slight browinsh color and the fourth was blood.
1440 - This freaked me out because it had never happened before. I called my mom and sister who are a nurse and doctor respectively. They calmed me a little and told me it was probably food poisoning from the clams I ate last night. At the time of writing this (1804) I am still inclined to agree with that diagnosis. Regardless their best cure was ginger ale which I had figured was going to be all I was going to get.
1450 - 1530 - Continued to vomit anything I try to keep down, albeit with less blood. Between bouts I convinced my friend that it was not the flu and he agreed to come over with his volcano and weed. I was dankrupt and I am eternally grateful for his kindness.
1550 - He arrives and begins to heat up the volcano. Within 5 minutes of him being here I sneak away to vomit. Just water and a little blood.
1605 - Commence vaping. I already begin to feel better. After about 10 minutes I begin to drink some ginger ale. It stays down, we continue the festivities as I begin to liven up and we go through 4 bags.
1810 - Current time. He has left. I have drank a liter of ginger ale. I still have yet to vomit. I am going to try and eat in a few minutes.
Not saying its a cure all. I'm also not saying vaping a random strain (not legal in my state, although they are working on it) and hoping for the best was smart. What I am saying is that at the very least I got lucky and it allowed me to keep down the ginger ale. It's merely what happened and you are allowed to draw your own conclusions.
TL;DR Was vomitting blood, vaped, stopped vomiting blood.
Edit: fixed all errors but one, added a TL;DR and *Marijuana