Craziest thing you've had to handle when high.

What's the most fucked up situation you've had to deal with while high?

Mine happened about 15 years ago. Me and my friend were smoking a few joints, having a few beers, and watching football on tv. There was a knock on the front door, and I opened it to find a woman in her nightgown, crying, and begging to come in as she needed to hide from her boyfriend. We let her in of course, and called the police. They turned up to a house reeking of weed, and as it turned out the woman had been abused and raped by her boyfriend, and she had run away. Probably the most distressing part of it was that the policewoman who turned up kept me up to date - she decided not to give evidence against him :(

Oh, and the police did not give a shit about the weed. One made a comment along the lines of "We're just glad you called us, we're not going to punish you for that."

This was in the UK.