A Stoned Shower Thought in Newly Legalized Michigan

So I´m just chillin last night, smokin a doobie... And I start thinking about what I would do if someone stole all my pot. Then, once I remembered I was on Earth and in Michigan, I also remembered that I was smoking a legal doobie.

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In that moment I had a revelation: I can finally call the cops on someone for stealing my pot.