Hi Reddit! I have a confession to make

I put cyanide extract from bamboos and added it to a random kindergardener cereal when the autopsy report came out they pronounced him cause of death CYAN!! bwhahahahahahaha how can someone die from a colour these idiots bro. Anyways the next day jwffrey epsteins cousin thanked me for that and gave me a free ticket to a PRISTINE✨REVAMPED✨ lil st james 2.0

so anyways i went to the island and played fifa with epstein friends. I easily won 16-0. after allat fun time big yahu came and said he developed a vaccine for autism, but side effects include randomly hymning 'hava nagila' to a mental tedency to join the idf. rlly interesting facts yahu.

My uncle was struggling from impotence. I cured him in 2 mins by making him go through the wonderful world of zenless 34. I am crowned heir of the family treasure the next day.

I opened the curious chest my aunt gave me. "You must find the two piece!" The rusty old paper in it said. So I went to a swimming pool and stole some woman's clothing and declared victory. It was a good run though, as I'm currently serving 2 years for associated with crime leaders, manslaughter and minor theft.

As I'm sharing my story, Michael Scofield and his gang is actively trying to break me out. I will update here regularly. My address is Oklahoma State Penitentiary. Have a fabulous day Reddit! Peace out