Today’s fun Uber story #1

Driver here I like short rides. I get one going very very short distance. Damn. Ride pickup is grocery store. But most rides I’ve taken from here have 1-3 plastic bags. I had a bad feeling. I arrive and an enthusiastic gentleman is waving at me. His giant oversized cart is overstuffed (under platform too) with one thing. He’s got many many one-gallon jugs of milk. Tons. I make a “no way dude” sign and roll past him. It would have been five minutes to load, another minute to return cart, a one minute ride, six minutes to unload (and he had the no tip look).