Hey, I actually got a Unicorn.

...If that's what the kids are calling them around here.

I'm sure some of you buzzkills can vibe up a reason why I was a complete idiot to take $75 with $20 tip for 38 mostly-highway miles out of a Boost Plus zone, but a nice couple needed a ride home from the airport and I figured what the hell. Round trip took about an hour and a half.

Put me well over my goal for the day, so maybe I can put my feet up for a couple of hours this weekend.

Also, the Uber navigation was stupid, so I took a shortcut that shaved nine minutes off the arrival time. No idea what that was all about. Someone want to send the programmers a Rand-McNally?