This is why I rage (sometimes)

Ever had one of those days?

* Uber doesn’t send me ride requests then punishes me by lowering my acceptance percentage.

* Last pax marks the pickup location in a courtyard for their building then mocks me when they finally get into my vehicle by saying they know It’s a courtyard but the last two drivers didn’t have a problem with it.

* Stupid traffic, unplanned road construction, slow app, and my fucking wife calls me mid- trip which I answer cause I am so rattled to start bitching at me the Uber she pinged to go to work keeps changing its arrival time and I HAVE to pick her up now, she is 22 kms away, across town during AM rush hour.

* Finally popped into a gas station, bought a bag of snacks (which I didn’t want) so I could use their toilet. Tried to wipe my ass and there was only three squares of paper left! Only got a partial wipe, no paper towels, nothing. Just a huge fucking sign happily declaring the hot air hand dryer saved 40 trees last year or some shit.

* The kicker was when my previous to last passenger wanted to be all chatty but I wasn’t feeling it, my blue tooth decided to stop working so this radio interview I wanted to hear and that had been promoted since 5am, I couldn’t hear, coupled with the traffic and unplanned road outages. He gets out and tells me I wasn’t very friendly, then he fucking one stars me, told me so before he did it. I was in such a state by this point I briefly considered running over him.

Sitting here in a parking lot, app turned off, taking a moment to chill, eating the god damn peanuts I bought so I could use the paperless shitter.

Thanks for reading, typing to out helped calm me down.