Game Library stolen?

Got home and Just tried to log back into connect for a quick bout of AC:Black Flag. After opening 4 admin permission prompts, begging me for my phone number, and asking me to re-enter my password on my home computer for the thousandth time it finally let me in.

Tried to install the game but couldn't connect to servers the first 4 times I tried. 5th time was the charm; HOWEVER was hit with ANOTHER password prompt (just to make sure it's really me I AGAIN?). When I put in the EXACT same pass i just entered it couldn't recognize it. I tried enough times that the launcher gave up and suspended my entire account because it didn't believe it was me trying to play a game I bought on an application I was ALREADY logged into.

So now I get an email asking me to check with support OR change my password to log back in. I'd rather die than chat with tech support right after work so I change my password and try to log back in. No dice, still banned. So NOW I go to Ubisoft's support website and try to get onto their support page. After clicking through I conveniently can't see my circumstance in the FAQs so I try the "contact us" page.

Now the website is in an infinite load screen pretending the page is slow praying to god that I lose patience and go away. :)

What the hell is your problem ubisoft? You couldn't have actually used that 2FA to make sure it was me rather than just banning me and selling my phone number?