Has anyone else (London based) tried this incredibly sus Chocolate Haze that's about at the moment? Review / questions in thread.

Picked up an 8th to try of some chocolate haze the other day, to try before picking up some zeds of it.

And its wierd as fuck.

I've had chocolate haze before, and I know there's an underlying scent associated with chocolate. I get it. But this, quite literally, smells like nesquick.

It isn't "a bit nesquicky". It's straight up, PONGS of nesquick. So much so I would believe it if you tell me it was coated in the milkshake powder.

It's dry and brittle, quite dark in colour, and there's no recognisable terp profile. It's just pure chocolate.

I'm convinced it's been artificially flavoured, as I heard some Amsterdam coffeeshops were doing artificially flavoured strains a couple years ago.

It's also not strong, at all. I don't smoke it I vape it, and a good measure of the cannabinoid content of a strain is how much vapour it will chuck out at one steady temperature, and for how long. Stronger strains will kick out plumes of vapour at 200°C for over 10 minutes. This produces vapour for 5 minutes tops, and something tells me it's not THC that's producing the vapour, because I am noticeably *not fucking high.*

If you're offered Chocolate Haze in or around London any time soon, don't go for it. I dodged a bullet by not betting the zeds in.

Has anyone else had this? Heard of something similar? Have there been many examples of artificially flavoured weed in circulation here?

If it's artificially flavoured (leaning towards an almost certainty), I'd be interested to know how. It smells so much like nesquick I haven't dismissed the idea they've coated the bud in the milkshake powder but it would be visible.