Claude’s Paradox

Between 1988-91 I had several classes each semester in Herter Hall. I often found myself in the second floor men’s room urinal following class. Once huddled up, my fly down, I’d let out a relaxing yawn and let the draining begin. For entertainment I’d scan the plain white tile to my front for imperfections, flaws and the occasional graffiti.

I do remember the day when I discovered some unique and humorous graffiti following Louis Greenbaum’s lecture......

“Claude Eats Shit”

To its right was written in the same block pencil text was “Shit Eats Claude”

I was delighted with humor - but this was only the beginning. Underneath both was a single question, also in the same penciled block letters....

“Do I eat or am I eaten?”

I loved this crazy introspective humor from day one. Each week for the next few years I would find myself at this urinal and would be delightfully surprised when I looked up and found this phrase.

At times I would consciously see it as I approached or find it during a still moment of deep reflection. Regardless, my mood became joyous - it was like running into an old friend in the Newman Center or Hatch Bar. Any angst would melt away in laughter. I love Claude’s paradox to this day.

I hope to get back to Herter Hall soon and see if Claude’s Paradox can still be found on that second floor men’s room. My boys want to come with me. Time will tell.