Pollo epiphany

Holy crap! Thanks to the new update I finally understand wtf the Chicken’s name is. Or I understand marginally better anyway. “Unexpected Companion Chicken” sounds better at least, if one needed to describe an unanticipated partnership with errant poultry. I suppose it’s too much to ask for the devs to use the same name for the same character every time. Remember when they used to fix stuff fairly often? Yeah me too, back Chubby Shark was the new hero. Rather than ban cheaters just let em own the top leaderboard spots and laugh at anyone actually paying for all the stuff they’re constantly peddling (Cmon how many in-game “stores” are there currently? Four? Five? Okay, how many screens are there where you can’t buy something?)