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Annoying Professor

I started the semester alright, until my professor made subtle disparaging comments at my expense. I tried expressing my concerns but he said he intended no harm.

Well, he did it again and caused my classmates to awkwardly stare at me, all of a sudden the door opens and a vaguely familiar face enters.

“No student here shall ever be treated as inferior!” It was Santa Ono! The whole class gasped as he swiftly flung the professor into the Sun. The class cheered as I wept tears of joy. Santa walked up to me and caressed my cheek and gently wiped the tears from my face. He whispered, “Class dismissed.”

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