The Pee-Lightful Brunch Cafe!

I wrote a one-shot about a city with a kink district, and in that kink district, is a brunch place where piss and mimosas flow!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16TsBFAZMRtfUzAOoL_SmKUldaSO4XZtQY_1Z2kCaRGw/edit?usp=drivesdk

For those without Google docs:

PEE-LIGHTFUL: A BRUNCH CAFE.

Maureen stepped out of her car and fed the meter for two hours. This date may go south, and she was short on quarters. She turned around to get to the restaurant she passed. When she completed the two-block walk to the kink district, she found her date waiting for her at a table already. Xander waved at her to sit with him, he had already ordered them a pitcher of mimosa.

"Maureen, first time here? He said, pulling out her chair. Maureen's heart skipped a beat when she saw the bright yellow plastic lined trough beneath her. To her surprise it was dry.

"Yes, but I read all about it. I've been looking for an excuse to come, but I'm awfully shy" Maureen said, pouring herself a glass. She emptied her bladder before coming, but nerves were making holding what little was in there a conscious task.

A waiter noticed the new arrival and headed straight toward her.

"Hi, I'm Taylor, I'll be your server this morning. Xander, I know you've been here before, but have you?" A perky, bald man with a reddish beard said to Maureen.

"I haven't, but I'm looking forward to it."

"Well" Taylor said "Then I ought to lay out the rules for you,don't worry they're super simple. One, no solid waste. That is reserved for the indoors bathroom. Two, hands, feet, and tongues out of the trough. If you wish to drink, you must fill out a waiver and have a willing participant. Three, we are not held to property damage from urine, piss at your own risk!"

Maureen was amazed at how perfectly he recited it. Xander clapped.

"Bravo, Tay, your speech gets better every time." Xander said

"Aw, thanks. Now, I'll leave you with some menus and you can holler at me when you're ready". Taylor handed each of them a menu before flouncing off to another table.

"He's a party on two legs, as my mother would say" Maureen said, looking at Taylor giving his spiel again.

"Yeah, I come here pretty often. I helped remodel the place into a restaurant as an electrician. This was really the first place I could enjoy my kink." Xander replied.

"That's cool, being with something since the beginning. I run my family's art supply store. Most of our business is online now so I handle that and coordinate the deliveries. We deliver to studios here in the kink district quite often" Maureen said, sipping her mimosa. It was refreshing and cloyingly sweet, their pitcher was already half empty.

"Do you ever get to see the completed works?" Xander asked.

"Not often, just what's laying around in their studios." Maureen replied. They both shifted. They'd avoided the topic long enough.

"So, how do you like to pee?" Xander asked.

"I do pants normally, but I didn't want to walk around wet outside of the kink district so I wore a dress." Maureen looked down at her sundress, it was a knee-length number, bright cyan with white lace upholding her breasts. She wasn't so bold as to go without panties, she wore rather plain heather grey ones though.

"Well I think you look fantastic, and you'll look even better once you've let it out a little" Xander said.

"May I ask what you're into?" Maureen said.

"Giving, receiving, seeing, being seen, it's all gold to me." Xander said

"Then I suppose I'll fill up and you can drink me" Maureen said, smiling.

Xander shifted in his seat. "I would like that very much"

"Have we decided what we're going to eat? Taylor asked upon returning to them.

"I'll have the brisket and eggs skillet, extra jalapenos" Xander returned his menu to Taylor without looking.

"I'll have, uhhh, the same. Regular jalapenos please" Maureen said.

"Excellent choices, let me get you another pitcher of Mimosa, are we letting it flow?" Taylor asked.

"Not yet, my date is holding back for me to have a nice drowning but I don't know what I can do for her yet" Xander said

"You can start with pissing a glass for your friend here, Xander" Maureen was internally mortified, where did this boldness come from?

"I'm willing if you are." Xander smiled and said. Taylor blushed deeply.

"Oh, uhh, I don't know, I really shouldn't on the clock." Taylor stammered.

Xander took his mimosa glass and pulled out his cock. It was thick, and several shades of brown darker than Xander's handsome face. After a few seconds, a stream flowed from the pink tip and Xander overfilled the cup. Thankfully, the extra flowed right into the trough. He put it on the table.

"Drink up, buddy. You wouldn't be working here if you didn't want to. Taylor peeked over his shoulder and took all of the glass at once. Maureen's vulva sprang to life at the sight of a man humbling himself to drink urine. Arousal did make it harder to hold, but more exciting.

"Well, I'll uhhh get that back to the kitchen for you, itshouldnttaketoolong!!' Taylor turned the last few words into one he was talking so quickly.

"Have you ever done that to him, make him drink your piss?" Maureen asked?

"No, but I know he's into me. It did feel good to watch how bad he wanted it. " Xander shifted again, his tight, blue slacks gave away his excitement.

"How often do you get to play with pee?" Maureen asked him, finishing her drink just as Taylor came back with another. Her bladder groaned with the liquid weight in it.

"Not as often as I'd like, but what I'd like is twice a day." He said.

"You just want to be a personal toilet, don't you?" Maureen asked. She still had no clue who this incredibly bold woman inside her was, but she was grateful for her.

"As much as possible, yes. My first girlfriend peed on me when i was going down on her when we were teenagers,and I haven't been the same man since." Xander recalled.

"I've always disliked toilets, they seem so uncomfortable and like such a waste." Maureen said.

"I concur. All that water just for a few splashes of pee." He shook his head

"I hope you like it fluffy, because I haven't shaved lately" Maureen said.

"I prefer something to hold on to while I'm drinking." Xander replied.

Maureen shifted again. Her bladder was definitely making its presence known, and her desire to put her pussy on Xander's pillowy lips was mounting.

"Brisket and eggs, extra jalapeno on one." Taylor announced upon returning to the table, looking much less tense.

"Before we get started" Maureen said. "I need something"