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r/valheim • … • u/SCROTOCTUS

I have a confession...

Forgive me Odin, for I have sinned.

There I was, on a Black Metal trip through the Plains when I came upon an unsuspecting Fuling village. I was short on time but thought: "well...this'll get me another stack at least." It was on. I feel like I should emphasize that I was feeling pretty impatient. Just wanted to wipe out this group, get back to my ship and sail home for some smelting. My rested buff was gone, but whatever.

"Wow, there are *a lot more enemies here than I originally thought."*

Two shamans, two berserkers - one of which is a one star - and about thirty assorted Fulings. It goes South quickly. Lox get involved. I lead the village denizens to the nearest tarpit, which they quickly overwhelm. I climb a boulder...but the sides aren't steep enough. The lox follow. I'm smashed off, surrounded, and hacked to death.

Well...in nearly 1300 hours, I've only used dev commands to replace glitched gear from mod issues...until about a week ago...

Sorry, Odin - but your child first: flew himself across the map, then: proceeded to go full Anakin Skywalker on the Fuling village and everything else within the radius of the "K" command.

I collected nearly three stacks of black metal, carried it (over multiple annoying trips) to my longship, and sailed home, my rage satiated - but my fourth wall shattered.

We'll just pretend that particular village never existed. Raze the structures, raise the terrain, plant some meadow grass, no one will be the wiser.

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