VPR x RHOBH ULTIMATE MATCH UP

Arianna x Yolanda - Ice queens with tender hearts, horse girls with smart as a whip brains that cut through the bullshit and need to know if you are a real friend, publicly battle demons that seem invisible and let’s not forget \*stunning\* headshots

Brittney x Taylor Armstrong (S2 -S4) - LA transplants, confirmed financial, emotional abuse in the relationships, lean into traditional roles and viewed as weak by everyone in their group, there is a facade to their life

Faith x Joyce - Well rounded, grounded and beautiful, routinely held back by everyone’s bullshit and deserved to shine brighter

James x Brandi - Snappy, yappy melodramatic shit talkers who don’t know when to call it a night, whose model good looks let us know they can get itttt

Jason x Kim - Chaotic, $O$, blowing up relationships left and right, substance abuse, alotta hours on camera logged with not a lot to show for it, fucked up parental dynamics, petty crime and the children suffer

Katie x Teddi - ZZzzzz, trouble with regulating emotions (Kaite temper & Teddi anxiety), followers and a little too pedestrian. Both earned merits in “working on personal style”

Kristen x Rinna - Loudmouthed, spastic attention seekers with model proportions but mercurial personalities. Every day they’re out there hu$tlin’, so watch out.

Lar Lar x LVP - Oh sorry Lauren, you thought Erika Jayne Girardi? The fuck outta here. Rand wishes he had 1/10th of Tom’s thieving intellect, and you with 1/10th of EJ’s confidence. No, you and LVP are vain, emotionally stunted co-eds who stood on the shoulders of others and called yourself self-made. You routinely tout feminism/women empowerment but then show your misogynistic assholes to everyone.

Peter x Adrienne - Voice of reason, a little hot, a little silly, mostly business - I’d like to watch these two share a drink at the garden bar

Sandoval x Carlton - Rock n’ Roll daddies who want the white picket fence and riding crops in the bedroom, whether it’s a family of animals or indigo children they are sexy and secure in themselves, over zealous (some might say extra) , and maybe dare I say wrrrong at times, but I’d still rsvp to their pool party

Schena x Kyle - Long hair, don’t care cry babies with pushy stage moms they will thank on their dying day for getting them where they are today. “You like me, you really like me” :,S

Schwartz x Denise Richards - Cheater, cheater pumpkin eaters, two - faced hotties who are meaner than they might appear, pulling partners into some bullshit drama

Stassi x Camille - Styled by Stussi: For Wealthy Whites, used their perceived intelligence to malign other people they viewed as less than, publicly ruminated on the humiliations brought against them by their ex’s and were compelled to lash out like the white dicks they are.