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**Closest to Crosse and Blackwell**

Do NOT buy this if you are seeking something akin to the sticky sweet gelatinous "mint jelly" that shares a hue with Slimer from the Ghostbusters movies and that most Americans insist on slopping on their lamb. This is NOT that. This is mint sauce. And it's the closest thing I've found to the sadly discontinued Cross and Blackwell Mint Sauce that was once so easy to get in US grocery stores and, as far as my New Zealand mother was concerned, was THE ONLY TRUE mint sauce sold in said grocery stores. If you are looking for that, you have come to the right place. You're welcome.