Why hasn't anyone produced a decent, portable, all in one setup and put it up on Kickstarter?

Yes, Crosley's are terrible. They ruin your records and they sound like tin sorrow. So why hasn't someone with the know-how and entrepreneurial spirit designed an all in one setup that won't and doesn't? I'd definitely pay a fair price to fund something like this. Something with an adjustable counterweight and the ability to replace the cart with something standard. There has to be someone other than me that would love to have a turntable that I can take with me without taking a whole home setup along. Maybe I'm nuts. I'm probably nuts.