Is this reason enough to give up on my Volt?

I have a 2016 Premier Volt w/145000 miles on it. It has been a pretty decent car and still seems to be going ok. I did have the huge runaround with the BECM but eventually got reimbursed. I am pretty sure the EGR valve nightmare is starting but it's intermittent right now. One thing that believe it or not constantly temps me to dump this car though it the insane buzzers, beepers and general nanny-car bullshit that I have to deal with every single time I get in the car. From the seatbelt chime which somehow gets louder and plays through the sound system to the ridiculously loud alert if a door is open when the car is running, this thing is an endless whirlwind of noise and "reminders" I find it so insanely over engineered I just want to disconnect the beepers like you could in older cars. Has anyone found a way to minimize all these alerts or quiet them at least? It is a constant annoyance. Thanks!