Feds $1k stimulus for free PUTS

If the Feds have the big gay and don’t give us the $1k stimulus for PUTS there’s still another option...

They will give you $1k for buying a fucking wild burro and “titling” it.

Submit your apps [here](https://www.foxnews.com/us/feds-offer-1000-to-people-willing-to-adopt-an-untrained-wild-horse-or-burro)

[Source](https://www.foxnews.com/us/feds-offer-1000-to-people-willing-to-adopt-an-untrained-wild-horse-or-burro)