Cokehead Cramer was right…

That apes have no fight.

When we see red, we sell like we’re already dead.

I bought in at 27 thinking we were going to beyond, but instead I will be showering in a pond.

Our wives left us for their boyfriend, since we all know how this will end.

Relax, pour a glass of scotch and take a sip. I’m not fucking leaving I’m buying the dip.

Fuck these billionaires, I’m starting a few camps.

I’m holding my shares till lambo or food stamps… oh wait . Fuck.

Meet me behind the wendys please.