A Growing Concern…?

Has anyone else noticed an abudance of astronomical associates at their stores or clubs? It seems that where I work there are more and more immense associates. These behemoth blobs of blubber seem to arrive well before their shifts to allow themselves time to, often with the aid of a shopping cart, slowly saunter to the breakroom where they can plop their plump posteriors into chairs that are apparently far sturdier and better built than any we might actually sell. Some of them are out of breath by the time they reach the breakroom. They don't seem to work full shifts for the most part and some of them, unfortunately, seem to have difficulty finding clothing that adequately covers all of their sizable selves. I suppose it is nice that they're putting forth the effort to obtain employment but it seems as if this company goes out of their way to accomodate them with less than strenous positions.