Managers Christmas party’s

It’s that time of the year where we come into work and Kevin McAllister from some store you don’t even know where it is says to you “hi my name is useless and I have been sent here to babysit you while the real managers are at a work Christmas party and you are?” Usually a pencil pusher dorky looking little man will appear mabye the monopoly man or perhaps wearing suspenders or if it’s a female will be a dorky looking mrs doubtfire dressed in a Christmas sweater from the 80s or a 3 peice suit will be totally by the book on everything yep it’s that time to call in sick because there isn’t enough time to explain to the uncle buck or Mary poppins that’s going to show up that we have a job to do and they just should sit in the office and play Tetris like all the other managers do. Yes it’s time for THE BABYSITTERS CLUB OF 2018 where the inmates will run the asylum as usual and say “ there is only one way that’s the associates way” please note I won’t be into work tomorrow going to use a personal day to get a haircut. Enjoy slaves