Shit we don't have in electronics, volume III

They keep asking and I keep chronicling.

* Wireless HDMI cables

* 'dapters

* The USB-C to HDMI adapter, but the other way around, and it goes through the box

* An exchange for the crust-encrusted FM transmitter they sell on eBay for $1

* The $35 Alcatel (2017 - 2020, gone but not forgotten)

* Laptops that come with built-in Flash drives

* USB cables to wireless

* A Roku for a printer (take a wild guess as to what they were actually looking for)

* Parler

* The Fizzbit S

* Laptops with soundbars

* Hissence TVs

* Hency TVs

* Hennessey TVs

* Medieval tapestry replication services (actually slightly less unrealistic than you think)

* Sublamination printers

* Reading books

* A laptop that's like a computer, but it's a TV

* 7 inch TVs

* Fortnites that don't require internet

* Prepaid phone cards that you don't have to prepay

* TVs that plug into a phone line

* A cable to plug an iPod into a phone, for use in a Honda that has the dock

* Microsoft Pro 7

* Philly TVs

* Firewire to HDMI (with 4K support)

* The G-Monkey speaker

* Data recovery for Swanson phones

* Boast phone cards

* A machine that charges the solar batteries

* BYOD concierge service for your $35 LG

* A bluebit

* Sealers to seal the pictures

* Extension Graphics Adapter

* HDMI to Display (sic)

* Anybody for management to pull up front / cut fabric / mix paint / sell rifles / push carts / unload the truck / stock produce / pick overdue SFS orders / observe a shoplifter / look for the display phones that never got added to WARP

(No, we don't carry Xbox Five on these lists, you'll have to order off dotcom.)