I Play 3rd Armored

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. After a long day on the ranch, I pour myself a tall glass of milk, huff some paint, and log on to the Dell I got for Christmas in 2006 with Windows XP to play some WARNO. 3rd Armored is my favourite Division and i only play 3rd Armored

WARNO is of course down for a patch. That's fine. I reheat a bowl of beans and lard for supper, and gobble them down well ahead of schedule. I huff some more paint to pass the time, and oh boy does it pass. WARNO is finally patched by 7:30. Everybody keeps saying the nerfs were too much, but I don't notice any difference from usual. Maybe I'm just too skilled, or maybe the paint is finally doing its job.

I queue up Multiplayer - 10v10 of course. After 12 minutes the queue pops, and my framed photo of Maurice Rose asks me if I want help selecting my Division. Not now not ever, I think boastfully at the moving photograph. I of course lock in Thard Armar. I put on the crush cap I got 2017 from a museum, I love its larpy feel. I’m tanker. One of my teammate pick 82nd, they have lots of wins. I have more though. All my other teammates pick hot german divs. I take one last good long huff to get ready for the game, and in we go.

The first thing I notice is that their team doesn't have a 3rd Armored. Free win then. I go Charlie objective. I always go charl objectev. I get Abrams and buy straight into airspam. They have a 27th. Pathetic, he hits like little baby. I hit the T-80s. I miss some take bc I have 450 ping. The A-10 is mocking me by making lots of noice. Hind tries ro hit me but I survive bc I'm tree armer and i spam chat. USA USA USA you hit like a canadian haha its easy and fun.

15 minutes in and I have full airtab. I attack move enemy spawn to rush but teammate are babies and nothing happens. I rotate Alpha and take teammate FOB he doesn't need it and I have top kills. They have thst new div Rugener. He has Krug in the lane??? Idk anuway I kill it by throwing my A-10 and dying on top of him. I miss Red Dragon longbow. They need to fix my recon i think america recno is too small. It doesn't matter Rug erm dies.

20 min latr a D really stsrting to feel the paint. I buy eagle and 2 m109 and corr shot to enemt CV for teamphus. So vet knows he’s dead as soon as shell arc starts. He tries to get away by flying? Idk anyway I throw abram and press m2. I forgot ti buy chaparl. It doesnt matter. I get four kills by pressijg m1 nd m2 and going boom shoot with my tnak. Thst bitch TKS stole my fob with his green bert.

Game ocer, enemy surrenders. Another win for tres arm. So in concolustn, hello fellow NATO. This you should just play 3 marmalade against 27th and vdv. it also kill any nato good. Thank you. Thank you. If you kill vdv, abrams shot. they'll be nerf son. The abmra play is right thing to do. So doooooo