We cloned Richard III and Rameses II, then had them play a wide variety of competitive sports

Hey, we got both of their bodies so why not? Once you have near godlike technology you might as well use it

The spectators agreed the shove ha’penny match was the best, with beach volleyball a close second

Plans are in motion to scale this up to a projected multibillion dollar business with interactive livestreaming of other historical figures and maybe a woolly mammoth