Is this a tick? Please tell me this is not a tick.

Metro Denver, Colorado. It would be unusual to have ticks in my area…I’m not near, like, nature. Found on the wall of my bathroom a few hours after I changed my clothes in said bathroom after being outside for a few hours. Sorry for the bad pics…I grabbed it in toilet paper, tried to get a close look and it was still moving. Queue a panic smash. Did the best I could with a not-great phone camera.

I’m gonna be itchy for the rest of the night.