Kevin (The Office) vs Stanley (The Office)

Battlefield: Dunder Mifflin

Situation: They're the last two people in line on Pretzel Day. There's only one Pretzel left. They must fight for it.

R1: In character

R2: Pretzel-lusted

If it's a stomp, then give the loser one month prep time training with Dwight and Moze on Schrute Farm.