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r/wildbeyondwitchlight • … • u/Mylowithaylo

Players skipped most of the carnival plot by having sex

My group of friends I’m dming for is pretty close and pretty raunchy which gets very silly and fun. I decided to change mr lights appearance because I don’t like the weird jester thing if he’s all about looks I picture him as more of a ring leader type so I described him in a bedazzled ring master coat, thigh high boots, fishnets, little high waisted shorts, big hat, long flowing hair, the works. Some of my players were instantly taken with him (as was kinda my intention lol) they impressed him at the big top and at their meeting, the very socially awkward pc kept accidentally hitting on him very hard. They asked for a moment alone with him, which he obliged, and she ended up coming directly out and saying “do you want to have sex with me” at which point we were all busting up. I decided Mr Lights probably a slut, why not? roll persuasion, gets an 18. “Alright.” He says. She asks if he falls asleep after they fuck, I make them roll a contest con check. She gets a nat 20, mr light enters trance, we all joke that she “fucked him so good she made him commune with his ancestors.” “Can I steal his weather vane?” I let her roll sleight of hand. She gets another absurdly high roll and steals the damn vane before I even explained the heist to them 😭 Burly starts talking to the other players that didn’t just have sex when she burst out of the wagon like hey I just got this !

Anyways they were able to get the leverage, get the info and STILL be crowned monarch lmao

My warlock player was so excited by this crazy powerful magic item that casts spells with no components and only gave it back to mr light under agreement that after the crowning ceremony she could have it back. I agreed and tried to hide my glee. I ended the session describing the sound of the vane flattering to the floor before showing the canonical rule that neither of the items can travel into prismeer. God the look on her face was priceless

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